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South Park Towelie "Wanna Get High?" Glass Storage Jar with Lid

South Park Towelie "Wanna Get High?" Glass Storage Jar with Lid

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COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK

Keep your goods safely organized with this exclusive glass storage jar, featuring Towelie from the satirical world of South Park. This version of Tynacorp's sentient Smart Towel RG-400 is specially programmed for all your small storage needs. The storage jar's dopey design looks just like Towelie, depicted with his usual glazed-over expression. In typical fashion, the back features his commonly asked question, "Wanna Get High?" While we can't guarantee you'll be dry, we can ensure all your belongings will be just where you left them.

A FRIENDLY FACE FOR YOUR SPACE

Life is hectic enough. Chill out by safely storing all your mementos in this storage jar that brings a whole new meaning to lost and found. Crafted from durable, high-quality glass, this storage jar isn't just about laughs — it's a functional piece of home decor. The lid ensures your trinkets and small essentials are safely stored away but always close at hand. Get into some shenanigans with Towelie using this officially licensed South Park collectible.

  • A HANDY STORAGE SOLUTION: You'll never forget where you left your snacks, keys, and other small trinkets with Towelie around as a friend. A reliable source for all your storage needs, this container holds approximately 5 ounces.
  • Care Instructions:
    • Hand-wash only
    • Not dishwasher safe
    • Not microwave safe

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Product Details

COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK

Keep your goods safely organized with this exclusive glass storage jar, featuring Towelie from the satirical world of South Park. This version of Tynacorp's sentient Smart Towel RG-400 is specially programmed for all your small storage needs. The storage jar's dopey design looks just like Towelie, depicted with his usual glazed-over expression. In typical fashion, the back features his commonly asked question, "Wanna Get High?" While we can't guarantee you'll be dry, we can ensure all your belongings will be just where you left them.

A FRIENDLY FACE FOR YOUR SPACE

Life is hectic enough. Chill out by safely storing all your mementos in this storage jar that brings a whole new meaning to lost and found. Crafted from durable, high-quality glass, this storage jar isn't just about laughs — it's a functional piece of home decor. The lid ensures your trinkets and small essentials are safely stored away but always close at hand. Get into some shenanigans with Towelie using this officially licensed South Park collectible.

  • A HANDY STORAGE SOLUTION: You'll never forget where you left your snacks, keys, and other small trinkets with Towelie around as a friend. A reliable source for all your storage needs, this container holds approximately 5 ounces.
  • Care Instructions:
    • Hand-wash only
    • Not dishwasher safe
    • Not microwave safe

Product Details

COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK

Keep your goods safely organized with this exclusive glass storage jar, featuring Towelie from the satirical world of South Park. This version of Tynacorp's sentient Smart Towel RG-400 is specially programmed for all your small storage needs. The storage jar's dopey design looks just like Towelie, depicted with his usual glazed-over expression. In typical fashion, the back features his commonly asked question, "Wanna Get High?" While we can't guarantee you'll be dry, we can ensure all your belongings will be just where you left them.

A FRIENDLY FACE FOR YOUR SPACE

Life is hectic enough. Chill out by safely storing all your mementos in this storage jar that brings a whole new meaning to lost and found. Crafted from durable, high-quality glass, this storage jar isn't just about laughs — it's a functional piece of home decor. The lid ensures your trinkets and small essentials are safely stored away but always close at hand. Get into some shenanigans with Towelie using this officially licensed South Park collectible.

  • A HANDY STORAGE SOLUTION: You'll never forget where you left your snacks, keys, and other small trinkets with Towelie around as a friend. A reliable source for all your storage needs, this container holds approximately 5 ounces.
  • Care Instructions:
    • Hand-wash only
    • Not dishwasher safe
    • Not microwave safe

TOWELIE

Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie

TOWELIE

Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie

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