South Park Towelie Bottle Opener

South Park Towelie Bottle Opener

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Don't forget to bring a bottle opener! Crack open your favorite cold beverage with the exclusive heavyweight metal South Park Towelie Bottle Opener. Presented on a fully-branded backer card, and magnetic – so it can stay on your fridge for easy access – this must-have bottle opener is the perfect addition to your kitchen.

  • Measures 3" height, 1.87" width
  • Complete with magnets on the back
  • Made of metal and enamel

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Product Details

Don't forget to bring a bottle opener! Crack open your favorite cold beverage with the exclusive heavyweight metal South Park Towelie Bottle Opener. Presented on a fully-branded backer card, and magnetic – so it can stay on your fridge for easy access – this must-have bottle opener is the perfect addition to your kitchen.

  • Measures 3" height, 1.87" width
  • Complete with magnets on the back
  • Made of metal and enamel

Product Details

Don't forget to bring a bottle opener! Crack open your favorite cold beverage with the exclusive heavyweight metal South Park Towelie Bottle Opener. Presented on a fully-branded backer card, and magnetic – so it can stay on your fridge for easy access – this must-have bottle opener is the perfect addition to your kitchen.

  • Measures 3" height, 1.87" width
  • Complete with magnets on the back
  • Made of metal and enamel

TOWELIE

Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie

TOWELIE

Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie

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